In possession of my new Zelda game. I pop it in and it asks me for my chatacter’s name. Default is Link. Accept. Horse’s name. Default is Epona. Accept. Pause for a minute to consider what kind of dumbass would put different names in so that the game would continually have NPCs calling them something other than Link/Epona. Sure you could have a short giggle from seeing Link be called “Princess Fairy Monkey Butt,” but it would get old quickly. You don’t do that! You call him Link!! Why do they even give us that option?!?
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